The good news - one of the members of the Astoria-based up and coming band "The Neurotics" actually lives in Forest Hills.
The bad news - it's the bassist (but he sings backups).
Check out the interview here: http://astorianyc.blogspot.com/2008/02/neurotics-5-questions.html
Best passive aggresssive shot at Astoria:
Question #5 What would you like see happen in/for Astoria in 2008?
M: I wouldn't mind seeing a bookstore in Astoria – independently owned or even a Barnes and Noble.
You mean like the in one in, I don't know, Forest Hills?
Check out the band here http://www.myspace.com/nuerotics
See them live here
256 Grand St.
(between Driggs & Roebling)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY 11211