Can it be true? The Beach Bum Tanning on 73rd Rd. and Queens Blvd has a large "Available" sign with Dakota Realty's phone number in the window.
The store which specializes in people hanging out on a couch and blocking intersections with tinted windowed Nissan's, is still operating. So, there's still time to get whatever it is people get in there, but always leave untanned.